so, i'm happy again. but i have had to adopt strange modes new of locomotion due to some indescreet shaving i performed this weekend. my new nickname seems to be "chafted ass". anywayz..

Grandma Jade's Advice Column, 25 march 2003

RootsRock9: ok, crab legs
RootsRock9: i will just say that, you is crazy for shaving your whatsnot
RootsRock9: and that you should take care of yourself
RootsRock9: the body is a delicate thing
RootsRock9: dont go shaving things on a whim