its *nice* how us media networks are declining to reports iraqi civillian casualities. saddam hussein bad guy or not, the US is using some interesting rhetorical devices to prop their war effort. "coalition forces" is one that struck me today. also, "iraqi liberation." uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

its cool that cheany's daughter is headed to baghdad to serve as a human shield

so, i'm happy again. but i have had to adopt strange modes new of locomotion due to some indescreet shaving i performed this weekend. my new nickname seems to be "chafted ass". anywayz..

Grandma Jade's Advice Column, 25 march 2003

RootsRock9: ok, crab legs
RootsRock9: i will just say that, you is crazy for shaving your whatsnot
RootsRock9: and that you should take care of yourself
RootsRock9: the body is a delicate thing
RootsRock9: dont go shaving things on a whim

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love,

the concrete fem

i'm pissed off. (translation: i emailed that motherfucka a week ago! )

redhairphoenix: you are always pissed!
moglidabear: so what, dammit! (translation: hell yeah -- WHAT?!? )

its time that i reconfigure my emotions, erect the shields once more. if only my mind didn't thirst to dream

(translation: for the past 19 years i have more or less weeded all the extraneous "does my crush like me" ym vulnerabilty shit out of my life.... and you know what? i liked it! it would probably still be working if i wasn't so horny! everyone needs something to think about at night, and, well, i've run out of imaginary men and celebrities. its a sad sad day)

BLAH.